Boy, Oh Boy. I am so pissed right now, I figured I'd get on the computer and rant.
All I wanted to do is buy some Propel water (YUM!) and a 24 pound frozen Butterball Turkey for Christmas. You think that would be easy wouldn't ya?
Well, I go to Ralph's (how handy...just a few blocks away!....yeh, Handy if they actually had anything...) They had *1* 6 pack of Grape Propell and *1* bottle of Arrowhead Mountain Spring Water. What the fuck? That store is always like that. I'm going to write a letter and tell the manager to do his/her job.
Tired of obnoxious fat people standing in the middle of the aisle being stupid, I thought "I'll go to Gelson's" that's supposed to be upscale, no riff-raff people. So I drive to Gelson's. Not a Single God Damn Turkey in the place! Ofcourse the butcher can barely speak any English (that's a rant for another time...) and I think (through is broken pitiful use of the language) that he said they had some small 16 pound turkeys in the back. I just told him no thanks (with a smile even). I figured, while I was there I could get some Propel. *BUZZ* wrong. They didn't have any. I just stopped pushing my cart and steered it over the the side of the Aisle out of the way (TAKE A NOTE AND LEARN THIS PEOPLE).
I figured, I'd check out the Ralph's at Coldwater and Laurel Canyon. Well, after squeezing through the door, some bitch had her cart in the middle aisle/doorway getting logs for her fireplace, I went to the back to find the turkeys. They only had small ones too. They had one 24 pound turkey but I didn't like the way it looked., never heard of the company. For all I know I could unwrap it and it would be some little mexican child that was smuggled across the border.
Not being able to walk 10 feet without waiting for some stupid people to move their cart out of the way, the pressure was rising in my veins. Reaching the water and discovering yet again, no Propel, I turned the corner to leave and smack, hit some bitch's cart. Well, I had it. She gave *ME* a nasty look, so with one big obnoxious gay hard bump with my hip, I smacked her cart and sent it wheeling down the aisle. I flashed her a fake smile and walked away. Servers her right.
God damn that felt good.
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You know something really funny? Iwas in the market yesterday and there was a whole bin full of turkeys!! Several of them were 24 lbs. too or bigger! I think people wondered when I stood laughing at them!
Ship one to me! haha I'm a Butterball turkey man. Yum yum!
Hopefully, I'll be able to find some this weekend. With only one more week, it'll be a real mission!
All the ones I saw were butterballs!! HAHAHAHAHA so readily available!
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