Heaven is for Brown Nosers

Ask any religious person you know. Why do they follow the 10 Commandments, Jesus's teachings or what is written in the Quran? Simple. They follow them to get into Heaven. Or at least the try too...

Out of all the different kinda of people I met met in my life (more often than not, with a few excepts) Atheists have been the most kind and compassionate. They perform good deeds and are good people just for the sake of being good.

Religious people have it all wrong. They perform their good deeds (often times aren't very good at all) so they can get into Heaven, Live forever, get their 40 virgins etc. All they really are doing is kissing up to God, doing what he wants in order to get something out of it for themselves.

If there was a God and I was him, I would smite all of them. Be a good person for the sake of being one and not for the purpose of seeing how many browny points you can score with the old man that sits on a cloud. No one, after all, likes a brown noser.

"My Eric, what prompted this rant?", you may ask.

This just spurred out of a conversation I had with my friend Sheldon at the gym yesterday. We thought it'd be a hoot to create "Heaven is for Brown Nosers" bumper stickers.